in retrospect
the past few days have been pretty hectic for me. i'm almost always in the lab...and the sad thing about that is..they dont have restrooms in that particular lab!!!! &^%$*&^%$#@
and the procedure to leave the lab..believe me..is such a pain in the ASS!.
first, u'd have to take off your smocks and booties (lab attire, something like what a doctor would wear, but hippier...ermm..complete with footwraps ..ermm.urgh),
second, empty all your belongings into a tray (up to the very last coin in ur pocket) and have them go thru the x-ray machine,
third and the most annoying of all: step onto a small platform, spread out your arms titanic-style and let the security person scan ur body (front and back) for any metal object. if you meet with a very stupid retarded jahat playful security guard, he would deliberately leave the metal detector beeping away like crazy at ur dick crotch area and bring everyone's attention there knowing fully well that it's where ur belt buckle is (and has been for the past 2 years u work with the company!) &^%$#%^&*
alllllllllllll that....you have to go thru alllllllllll that .....even if all u ever wanted in the whole wide world at that moment.....the one and only thing u're wishing to the high heavens for.......is a shiny white loo to shit crap berak empty your semi-solid bowel's contents in.