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i'm freaking old. i am...in fact..i'm ancient. i should be placed in a museum.i swear. relatives are already teaching their
kiddies to call me 'uncle' instead of 'korkor' @#*($&^*&*@&#)$#@#!! :p
of course, with age comes the right to blabber incoherently dispense advice to anyone who might be interested to hear them.
there are some certain inalienable truth that will bite everyone hard in the ass, time and time again in the course their
lives:
first and foremost - most of the time sometimes things just dont work out the way you want them to. yeah they just dont. no
matter how hard you want something or how fervently you pray day and nite to achive it...sometimes you just wont get it. It's
just not meant to be. screw "where there's a will there's a way" - there ARE exceptions. Dont cry like a little girl, sulk,
pout, or wallow in self-pity for all eternity. boohoo, u had a bad day, who hasn't. toughen up and move on.
tell lies only when you absolutely need to. but of course in defense, you'd say that for every situation in which you have
needed to lie, there was an asolute need to do so. sure...whatever..just remember what goes around comes around.
Do what you wanna do with your life. it's yours. not ur parents', not ur frens'.if you wanna be a drag queen. be my guest..drown urself in mascara and kill ur ankles with high heels. if u wanna be a
gambler, go ahead. put everything on the line. ur house..ur car..ur dog..everything. whatever you do remember this one simple
thing: the decision is yours and yours alone. should you feel that you're unhappy with the decisions you've made, blame no
one. hold no one responsible but yourself. life IS about decisions. if you cant live with yours. DON'T. jump into a lake and end ur misery. seeyah.
dishonesty is disgusting, dishonest ppl are everywhere, thus disgusting ppl are everywhere. simple maths.dishonesty huh, it may sound ironic since i've just written about telling lies and stuff. but i'm talking about serious
stuff...not simple white lies. taking what is not yours, betraying ur best pals..that sorta stuff. so if u come across this
kinda ppl, run for ur life, save urself some heartache. or better...if you ARE one of them, go jump into a lake and end
everyone else's misery please.
Did the world take a f%$&*#$ crazy pill while i...well....popped one too? it has become a chore to just read the papers (or online..oh well) nowadays. i swear if i live past 40 i'll have to ban
myself from reading newspapers for fear that it might trigger some kinda heart attack. some lunatic butchered his own family, a horny grandpa raped his own grandaughter, WORSE, a grandmother got raped!, snatch
theft victims succumbed to their injuries, religious extremists beheaded innocents, blowed things up, blowed THEMSELVES
up, and the list goes on and on......if you can think of it, they've done it. the whole world is a f$#%&*^ stage for 'ripley's believe it or not'.
good Lord! everyone needs to lighten up a little. go get laid, do yoga, smoke weed whatever makes u happy (disclaimer: if you're a psychopath, 'whatever makes u happy' does not apply to you'). smile a little will ya. everyone is so tensed nowadays. It doesnt kill to be nice (in most cases). everyone has problems, you just dont have to let it get to you.
be careful family and frens...bad ppl r everywhere. The good Lord agreed to spare Sodom and Gomorrah from destruction if only Abraham could find 10 (or 5 cant remember..did he manage to bargain for 5? :p ) righteous ppl from the whole city.
..well u know how the story ends...that was well..ages ago...but evil (like james bond) never dies.
and oh..to the crazy/rude/insolent/twisted drivers in penang, please...drive faster and more recklessly will ya.......i beg of you. that way you'd die way faster and be less of a nuisance to society than you are rite now. boohoo end of story